Welcome to the Gregorious Music Store
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Every item you grab here does more than look good — it keeps the music alive.
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These aren't licensed prints or generic designs slapped on cotton. Every graphic here is original work — born from the same creative place as the music. Straight from me to you.
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​This little store is how I stay on stage instead of driving taxis. It funds the practice, the gigs, the gear, and the stubborn belief that four decades in, there's still more worth playing. When you wear one of these, you're basically saying "one more song" — and that means more than you know.
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Thanks for being part of the journey. Wear it loud.
Mr Roids
This little fella hasn't seen his own feet since 2019. Mr. Roids is 90% bicep, 10% tank top, and held together by pre-workout and protein shakes. He walks like he's carrying invisible rolled-up carpets under each arm and has to turn his entire body to look sideways. He owns seventeen shaker bottles, calls everyone "brother," and hasn't eaten a carb since the Howard government. His neck disappeared years ago, his veins have veins, and his back acne has its own postcode. He swears it's all natural — and he'll get angry if you ask again. Well, angrier. Don't stand behind him at the chemist. Don't ask what's in his gym bag. And whatever you do, don't mention his calves.
Part of The Little Fellas collection — 25 original characters inspired by the little books that shaped a generation.
