Mr Bogan T-Shirt

This little fella is out the front in his dressing gown at 2pm and he doesn't care who sees. Mr. Bogan's got a Commodore on blocks in the front yard, a staffy called Diesel, and a Hills Hoist that doubles as a christmas tree in December. He's been barred from two Centrelink offices and three Bunnings barbecues, but he's still welcome at the servo because he spends forty bucks a day on energy drinks and darts. His mullet is heritage-listed, his thongs are structural, and his vocabulary is 60% profanity. He thinks wine comes in boxes, steak comes well-done, and culture is something that grows on the bathroom ceiling. But here's the thing — he'd give you the shirt off his back. Mainly because it's got a hole in it. But still. Heart of gold, this one. Underneath all the VB and Winnie Blues, he's the most loyal bloke you'll ever meet. Just don't ask him to dress up. This is dressed up.

Part of The Little Fellas collection — 25 original characters inspired by the little books that shaped a generation.